itsagifnotagif:

When your parents ask you to do chores:

(via sarahquagliana)

cmdrlexas:

so i went to the bathroom at chili’s and it was super air conditioned in there. i was by myself and i said ‘wow it’s really cold in here’ and then followed it up with ‘one might even say it’s….chilly’

and i realized this is it. this is why im single. i make puns to myself in an empty bathroom.

(via bellaah)